These are NOT socks

Every time I post about making socks for myself SOMETHING happens and I frog them.
Not this time buddy.
That is, if I WERE making socks,
which I'm not,
for me,
which they're not,
in the On-Your-Toes Socks pattern, which it isn't,
in a gorgeous green jitterbug,
which CLEARLY is not the case.

Glad we sorted that out.